Wednesday, April 18, 2012

El Mexican Chuck Norris

Brenda A.
Period 1
April 27, 2012 

El Mexican Chuck Norris-Juan Alvarado


     An old place where my dad grew up in was in El El Tarengo Nuevo from La Barca Jalisco. All his crazy adventures happened there when he was young. One of them was when he was a kid instead of being in school learning stuff He had to go work on the fields with his dad. Then later he became a butcher. A recent story I always hear from him. Was when he worked as a butcher he used to kill cows just by grabbing them by the tail and stabbing them with a knife. “Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.” (Chuck Facts). Then he used to get huge cup filled with blood and drink it. “Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.” Mexican Chuck Norris couldn’t live without his boots. They had a hole he wouldn’t even care he’ll still wear them. He would play soccer, basketball, baseball, and volleyball. He was a beast at all sports and still is. Mexican Chuck Norris didn’t need no pair of shoes with him he had his boots to make him happy. The reason we call him Mexican Chuck Norris was because when I was small he would tell me all about chuck Norris and we would watch his movies. Also because he looks like him and acts so much alike. So we got used to calling him “EL Mexican Chuck Norris”. Another story he has told us was about his horse. He had a very uncontrollable horse, which they couldn’t handle. One day he came and started training him. But the horse wouldn’t let him until he got him and slap him, he tamed the horse. He called him “El Golondrino” it was a very beautiful black horse. He loved it so much. “The fallout from one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is felt for many generations.”(Chuck Norris facts). Juan Alvarado was a very tough and crazy man that had crazy adventures when he was young. He also suffered from love that where he started to be an alcoholic cause of some one chick that broke his heart, but later on he found my mom and fell in love again. My dad might be the strictest and scariest man alive, but I still love my pappy like that. J




Work Cited
Chuck Norris. Google.com.Chuck Facts. April 12, 2012. Web


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