Cheap and Dirty like Hood Rats

Carlos H

English 11B

Period 3

Double Voicing About Bell HS

            Bell High is cheap and dirty like hood rats. You can always smell funky shit in the air, and the food they give us is repulsive. It always tastes expired and has a horrific yet specific smell. The classroom floors are always really dusty and full of trash. The same goes for the hallways, locker rooms, and school grounds. The school itself, based on appearance, looks obsolete and not so pleasing to the eye. The school is also really crowded. Even though a butt load of kids dropout every couple weeks, for some reason the hallways are still packed up the anal when you try to get to class.

            Bell High is the best school in the world. It tied with Disneyland for being the happiest place on Earth. All the teachers are so wonderful and polite, and it is the perfect environment to expand your knowledge. Along time ago a unicorn drove here and died on the football field, that’s why the school is so badass. All the students become college graduates and eventually make billions to assure their place in the illuminati. Bell High School beats Hogwarts any day.